josh and i while discussing wren’s bad habit of putting things in his mouth. we also discussed how hard it would be to put him on dogshaming because he would probably eat the sign we made for him.
he’s my favorite.
jahnna: you don’t need bacon.
josh: don’t need bacon? you’re wrong. that’s like saying you don’t need oxygen.
josh: charlie sat on someone’s foot in the elevator.
me: he’s very social.
josh: very embarrassing…well, would have been if she hadn’t been so polite.
josh: i’m a very gracious loser.
me: you are not.
josh: i am…especially when i win.